Food Lion Song [Bonus Track]

from by Stenders



A tribute to my favorite grocery store: Food Lion


Let me tell you a story
Of a place I like to go
When I need to get some food
But got no money to blow
I get in my car
Flip the on switch
There she is
My sweet Food Lion bitch

They take food stamps
From poor people
With a coupon
Value less or equal

Doors open before
I ready my cart
In here I'm MVP
How's that for shopping smart?

Smart option cola in a 3 liter bottle
These cheap ass cookies have 80 fuckin' calories
All of this yogurt is 5 for 11
Being in Food Lion is like being in Heaven

Don't judge me
I just know hot to shop
I ain't fuckin' rich
Look, the price just dropped


from Stenders, released October 30, 2011
All music written and played by Sten
Vocals by Sten and Makuch
Lyrics written by Sten and Makuch



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Stenders Charlottesville, Virginia

Stenders is a band started by Sten and Anders Hasselquist. It started out when the two brothers, at the suggestion of their mother, used one SM57 mic and a computer to record several improvised song to give to their extended family members during the holidays. That way, they wouldn't have to spend real money. However, the recordings actually didn't sound too bad, and something more serious evolved ... more

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